Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Why Questions
Stephen Wright kind of schtick. Enjoy.
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a gun at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word lisp?
What is the speed of darkness?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at
the Disabled Olympics?
If you send someone Styrofoam, how do you pack it?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice
as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others
doing here?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it just seem
longer?
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is
it a hostage situation?
Can you cry under water?
What level of importance must a person have before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
up nearly every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close
the cubicle curtain while you change?...................They're still
going to see you naked anyway.
Why do we drive on a parkway yet park on a driveway?
What do you add to instant water ?
Why questions to make you grin
Why Questions
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a gun at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word lisp?
What is the speed of darkness?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at
the Disabled Olympics?
If you send someone Styrofoam, how do you pack it?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice
as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others
doing here?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it just seem
longer?
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is
it a hostage situation?
Can you cry under water?
What level of importance must a person have before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
up nearly every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close
the cubicle curtain while you change?...................They're still
going to see you naked anyway.
Why do we drive on a parkway yet park on a driveway?
What do you add to instant water ?
